Monday, October 27, 2014
Barbie Vs. Meth
Another Barbie drama…
Ok, we’ve heard it all before – Barbie is bad for body image. For anyone, but especially for girls. I played with Barbie when I was a kid. I loved taking her and her friends and Ken outside in her camper and creating worlds of stories that entertained me AND my brother and sister for hours. Yes, my brother played Barbie with us. There was no way he couldn’t – we were thrown out of the house together every day and there was no one else to play with except his sisters. He was cool about it. We would play with them in the backyard, in the woods, in the flower beds. Barbie had great outdoor adventures, and when it rained we hung out in our bedroom and played there – turning bookcases into mansions. We nailed blocks of wood together and covered it with old carpeting to make custom furniture for her. Old boxes, Breyer horses, milk cartons, etc. We reused and recycled before it was the thing to do. Even the pets came into play. Cats and dogs were monsters we played around.
One thing Barbie did not do was throw up or binge eat. We did get her pregnant a few times, by Darth Vader – not Ken, but she was just a regular girl with some good friends. Barbie did not give me an eating disorder and I suspect this rings true with a lot of girls. She did not skew my body image. No, I learned my bad body images at school, music videos, and people who thought it helpful to point out that I was chubby or pleasantly plump. These images and phrases can bring fresh pain if I let it, but I am not going to let it today.
I defend Barbie. Yes, she’s pretty, she dresses well, has every accessory under the sun and has lots of great friends. Barbie can be a stay at home mom or she could be a doctor. The thing is, Barbie could be anything. She could out deal Walter White because Barbie excels in everything she does, and if he tried to shoot her and stuff her in his duffle bag that his doll comes with, well I’m pretty sure she would be able to wrestle the gun away and take him down like a good cop would, because Barbie would make one damn tough cop. I’m sure she could even eat a doughnut or two without gaining an ounce.
I think the mom who did the on-line petition was justified in her actions. We need more figures like Barbie and less heroes like White. I think it’s too bad that people are lashing out against her for it. I also think they are idiots if they want their kids to play with a meth dealing doll. Lots of great imagination-play right there. Maybe they’ll be able to get a chemistry set and create their own meth recipes. If you have no clue what I’m talking about check this out:
And for the record, I do have body image issues. They came from the girls in my class and the classic “you know you’re fat when” tests. The one I remember was if you put your legs together and you can’t see daylight between your crotch and thighs. Then you were fat. I was also told by a boy I had a crush on that I was pear shaped. It just sounded bad. Barbie had nothing to do with it. I was beyond her at that point.
Let’s cut the doll a break. I really don’t think she’s as evil as a lot of people would want one to believe. And let’s not buy our children meth making dolls this holiday season. It just seems very, very wrong.